The Strange Diaries of Dante Algonquin Romero
helvetica-sans:

xtremecaffeine:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker



Forever reblog

OHHHH

Ya see?

helvetica-sans:

xtremecaffeine:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

Forever reblog

OHHHH

Ya see?

minzeliron:

starlightbydaylight:

lapizsolarflare:

xurxie-do:

peebsalicious:

cchumped:

when you try to get into a new band and they have like, 5 albums already

SIGH

when you try to get into a new show and they already have like, 6 seasons

SIGH-ER 

when you try to get into a new webcomic and they already have like, 7,000 pages

SIGH-EST

when you’re an international kpop sensation

PSY

Goddammit, kpop fandom.

When there’s a kick-ass movie that has spawned a sequel and an upcoming spinoff…

SIGH, DESPICABLE ME.

hereissomething:

I got “Dipper’s and Mabel’s Guide to Mystery and Nonstop Fun” in the mail today, and it is one heck of a great book. There are secret messages all throughout it that are written in the newest symbol cipher:image

And I just finished decoding them all. Holy crap you guys.

Wicked.

deerbabystyles:

why doesn’t anyone appreciate my sarcasm and bitterness as much as i do

Ugh.

ccharlesxavier:

toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

one time i was chatting with some tumblr friends on skype and it turned out that me and one girl lived in the same building

I wonder…

fagome:

nyooms:

CATCHING FIRE IN LIKE 3 MONTHS

u may want to consider an extinguisher

That is so 2013.

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
I;m dying

omg

Where can one find an asexual bar?

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this

it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like

just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely

I;m dying

omg

Where can one find an asexual bar?

Cool.

Cool.

mickeyandcompany:

Walt Disney Animation Studios through the decades

All Walt Disney Animation Studios full-length feature films and some of their short movies

Magic!

animalcrackersinmyblog:

shawarma-palace:

coffeeandspentbrass:

cumber-porn:

hayamiyuu:

falcnpunch:

this photoset of skeletons fucking is both horrifying and slightly arousing. im both screaming and jacking of but thats nothing new.

That’s beautiful!

that last picture made me laugh so hard I choked

I don’t usually post porn but…

makin’ more for the skeleton war

WOW IS REALLY NO ONE GOING TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT SKELETONS BONING

THIS WEBSITE HAS LET ME DOWN

Skullfuckery!