The Strange Diaries of Dante Algonquin Romero

ayyeitsdimples:

katyuna:

radcoolswag:

fvesauce:

sushinfood:

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG

BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG

WHY IS THE KID IN THE BACKGROUND SLAPPING MEAT AGAINST HIS HEAD THO???

Me when if want chicken nuggets and my mom says no

Ugh!

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

cassieisadisneyprincess:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

*slow clapping it out right now*

I’m going to stress this so much and that is just the “walnut” commentary.

Hmm.

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

cassieisadisneyprincess:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

*slow clapping it out right now*

I’m going to stress this so much and that is just the “walnut” commentary.

Hmm.

blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

Do it!

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

drbennedict:

ipartywithicarly:

what do we do now??




Well, what else can we do with it? Unless there’s another fire extinguisher to deal with the irony which also isn’t on fire.

Just put it out with water.

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

drbennedict:

ipartywithicarly:

what do we do now??

Well, what else can we do with it? Unless there’s another fire extinguisher to deal with the irony which also isn’t on fire.

Just put it out with water.

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

vancity604778kid:

fifty-shades-of-shade:

wetravelfast00:

geatc:

ultrafacts:

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This country is really absurd sometimes…

But we know we love it, though.

that’s why when I say “sorry” to ppl in the states they always dismiss my display of empathy saying “why are you saying sorry? it’s not your fault.” of course it’s not my fault! I want to help u feel bettah gawddd



"Sorry" means something different in Canada than it does in other places.
In Canada, if something bad happens and you say sorry, it means “I acknowledge that you have been inconvenienced or otherwise harmed, and I am expressing sympathy. I’d prefer it if the bad thing had not happened.”
We apologize for things constantly.
"Sorry I’m late, traffic was horrible!" Sorry about the traffic.
"Ugh, I think I caught the flu!" Sorry you have the flu. That must be unpleasant.
"My house was burglarized and everything of value stolen!" Oh wow, I’m sorry. That’s a terrible experience.
And so on. It’s rude not to apologize, because failing to apologize suggests you do not care.
There is even commercials up here in Canada about how we Canadians like to apologize for everything.
Sorry.




Funny peculiar that, because I get told in the UK to stop apologising for everything, because it’s like I’m apologising for my existence. Why is it so different that in Canada that it’s rude not to apologise?

Damn self-esteem.

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

vancity604778kid:

fifty-shades-of-shade:

wetravelfast00:

geatc:

ultrafacts:

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This country is really absurd sometimes…

But we know we love it, though.

that’s why when I say “sorry” to ppl in the states they always dismiss my display of empathy saying “why are you saying sorry? it’s not your fault.” of course it’s not my fault! I want to help u feel bettah gawddd

"Sorry" means something different in Canada than it does in other places.

In Canada, if something bad happens and you say sorry, it means “I acknowledge that you have been inconvenienced or otherwise harmed, and I am expressing sympathy. I’d prefer it if the bad thing had not happened.”

We apologize for things constantly.

"Sorry I’m late, traffic was horrible!"
Sorry about the traffic.

"Ugh, I think I caught the flu!"
Sorry you have the flu. That must be unpleasant.

"My house was burglarized and everything of value stolen!"
Oh wow, I’m sorry. That’s a terrible experience.

And so on. It’s rude not to apologize, because failing to apologize suggests you do not care.

There is even commercials up here in Canada about how we Canadians like to apologize for everything.

Sorry.

Funny peculiar that, because I get told in the UK to stop apologising for everything, because it’s like I’m apologising for my existence.

Why is it so different that in Canada that it’s rude not to apologise?

Damn self-esteem.

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet


The gif from the beginning of time. The fluffiness and joy is astounding! It’s too precious seeing the cat return the kiss!

Yes!

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

The gif from the beginning of time. The fluffiness and joy is astounding! It’s too precious seeing the cat return the kiss!

Yes!

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

lockserheart:

honeyteacake:

tumblr.
And in the words of the most appropriate tumblr trend
“I came out tonight to have a good time and I feel so attacked right now.”

this actually describes tumblr perfectly

I don’t like it when people say others are jealous because they just have different preferences. How on earth is that affecting those people apart from one or a few people saying they don’t like what those people like? That does not sound like oppression.

Fuck!

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

platinia:


Bottled up emotions.

This is art


Emotions are certainly very colourful parts of human nature and this is why it’s meant to be art. The expression is everything.

What does amazement look like?

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

platinia:

Bottled up emotions.

This is art

Emotions are certainly very colourful parts of human nature and this is why it’s meant to be art. The expression is everything.

What does amazement look like?

eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

Today, we have football!

lookatallthebubbles:

alecialynn:

fleursdegrasse:

Do we all face stereotypes, of courseThe question is, do all stereotypes carry the same weight ?

impooooooortant

Yeah except the white people stereotype isn’t “bad dancers” it’s “racist greedy imperialists” That is what white people are stereotyped as -.-

Maybe, we just need to get along and settle our differences, before a horrific race war starts.